17 Messages From God

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign sponsored by an anonymous client which received some national attention.
It included 17 different messages from God.

  1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game." — God

  2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids." — God

  3. "What Part of 'Thou Shalt Not…' Didn't You Understand?"
    — God

  4. "We Need To Talk." — God

  5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer." — God

  6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage." — God

  7. "That ‘Love Thy Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." — God

  8. "I Love You…I Love You…I Love You…" — God

  9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" — God

  10. "Follow Me." — God

  11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." — God

  12. "My Way Is The Highway." — God

  13. "Need Directions?" — God

  14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" — God

  15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." — God

  16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." — God

  17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." 
    — God

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